There be dragons here

Hm.

2009-09-05T19:15:59Z

Would seem I'm neglecting this in favour of facebook. Sorry :P

Not been up to much apart from work these days anyway.
It takes up heaps of my time at the moment.

Was in london thursday friday sorting out the new office, and back down again wednesday thursday. Fun times, especially the 0645 flights to get in to the office for 9.

Ow.

lazken @ 2009-06-06T22:57:00

2009-06-06T21:58:29Z

So who has an xbox 360 then? :P

3d modelling

2009-05-12T10:08:34Z

Anyone out there any good at 3d modelling? Could do with a couple of models being created for a game project I'm working on. :)

What?

2009-01-07T16:40:52Z

Whats all this gossip people have been muttering about livejournal closing soon and I should backup my journal? True/false, and if true, any decent alternatives? :P

1984 anyone?

2008-03-17T01:38:05Z

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2008/mar/16/youthjustice.children

That seriously scares the crap out of me. People need to start using 1984 as a warning, not a bloody instruction manual.

lazken @ 2007-12-18T08:22:00

2007-12-18T08:25:34Z

Owowowowow. Riding motorcycle into work with broken foot results in much pain.

Want to buy new leg, plzkthx.
And possibly a new brain, this is far too early in the morning to be conscious, never mind physically in the office doing things.

Love

2007-11-18T01:11:09Z

Kermit the Frog

2007-11-14T07:58:19Z

Came in to the office today to find this url on a stickynote attached to my monitor.

It really rather rocks :D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=57ta7mkgrOU

lazken @ 2007-08-16T03:17:00

2007-08-16T02:19:02Z

This is Kat hijacking Ken's journal to post kittens!!!

Look, they've defeated the evil lemur for Ken:p

Don't they look cute together?

Random bleugh.

2007-08-15T13:24:33Z

Bah, I just spent 2 hours on the phone to cryptomatic in cambridge.
I miss Cambridge. Dundee is rather pants in comparison.

*sighs*

Quad espressos for the win.

2007-08-15T08:34:48Z

Slight update, i think I phrased my last entry a bit poorly, Kat is _not_ pregnant.
We were just discussing possible names if that should ever happen. So no baby showers please.
Unless they really are falling from a great height.

I want to go see Amanda Palmer play at the fringe this week, but I'm on call this week. Can't be more than thirty minutes from the office.

Please excuse me whilst I sulk. A lot.

lazken @ 2007-08-11T23:05:00

2007-08-11T22:07:05Z

Damnit. Kat won't let me call the baby Anakin.

There is no justice in the world.

lazken @ 2007-07-31T22:00:00

2007-07-31T21:01:34Z

I just bought a core2 quad off ebuyer. I'm such a geek.

But admittedly a geek with 4 cores come thursday!

lazken @ 2007-07-04T12:14:00

2007-07-04T11:18:48Z

The world really is a fucked up place :/

Police are examining CCTV footage in a bid to trace the people responsible for an attack on animals during a break-in at a wildlife park in Dundee.

A deer was slashed with a craft knife and a terrapin died after it had its eyes poked out during the incident at Camperdown Wildlife Centre.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/6265346.stm

I hope they catch the little fuckers and poke their beady little eyes out.

lazken @ 2007-06-18T18:48:00

2007-06-18T17:49:01Z

My sodden crotch attests to the fact that pressure washers should have warnings on the box saying not for watersports or waterfights. :/

lazken @ 2007-06-02T20:12:00

2007-06-02T19:12:53Z

Gah, Kats appropriated a tortoise now.
I'm surrounded by creatures!

lazken @ 2007-04-24T20:07:00

2007-04-24T19:06:56Z

Bah.

Someone asked me today if I wanted to play bass in a band today, but Kat won't let me buy a new bass guitar and amp.

Anyone want to buy me one? :P

Gah, another one gone.

2007-04-12T08:47:05Z

Rest in peace Mr Vonnegut.

Dirty pretty things

2007-04-09T15:47:38Z

Gah, I just spent the past hour washing and degreasing all the road crap off the bike. I now look gunky and 'orrible, and the bike... doesn't actually look that much better!

I swear this stuff has nanobots in it that create new dirt and crap as soon as you start to remove some.

I _knew_ I should've got that ducati.

lazken @ 2007-03-09T21:52:00

2007-03-09T21:54:29Z

Gah, I'm really, really bored.
Someone be entertaining! Feed me grapes!
Does anyone remember the Littlest Hobo? Tv series in the 70s/80s about a dog who ran from town to town helping people, amost getting adopted, and then running off to another town to repeat the process.
Really want to watch that show now! But it doesn't appear to be ripped and on the internet anywhere. Worse than that its not on amazon _or_ ebay.
Anyone got any old vhs copies of it I can convert to dvd? :P

lazken @ 2007-02-02T19:48:00

2007-02-02T19:49:14Z

I think in Dundee we've finally reached a critical mass of big issue sellers. Has to be at least one for every 5-10 people I saw walking about today.

Some time soon it will be compulsory to be one.

The end is nigh.

lazken @ 2006-12-09T23:11:00

2006-12-09T23:11:50Z

http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/top/the-japanese-super-safe-wii-safety-manual-218939.php

rofl. The japanese safety manual for the wii. It's a tad over the top :)

Do not poke wii with four leafed clover! It does not celebrate St Patricks Day!

lazken @ 2006-12-05T21:45:00

2006-12-05T21:45:58Z

I broke my bloody finger today in two places and now I can't drive or touchtype :|
Bloody thing.
Cut it off!

lazken @ 2006-11-20T20:29:00

2006-11-20T20:29:02Z

Kat hates me. She won't let me buy a japanese wii from ebay OR buy one on the official release date in the uk.
How unfair is that!?

lazken @ 2006-10-18T22:06:00

2006-10-18T22:06:58Z

Halloween meme!

lazken's Halloween party:

21yo_curmudgeon forgot to put on clothes!
_twist dressed as Oprah Winfrey.
aitkendrum dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Violent Swami.
atropinesulfate dressed as a blanket.
azrelle dressed as the equator.
bondage_and_tea didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
caradea dressed as Karl Rove.
cindy_cynner dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
demy666 dressed as Tom Cruise.
doompixie didn't dress up, spoilsport.
electric_monk dressed as a first baseman for the Red Sox.
elise dressed as a direct skeleton, though it looked more like Thandie Newton riding a giraffe.
falath_rusc forgot to put on clothes!
fantasygoat didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
fran_jacobs dressed as a football.
froglicked dressed as Colin Creevey.
fuzzygoth dressed as a skunk.
gekkolick dressed as a pirate.
goodghirl dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Jealous Prince.
grahamb dressed as a zombie.
kaet dressed as something neat, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
killcrazy dressed as a zombie.
lazken dressed as Viggo Mortensen.
lickgekko dressed as Jennifer Garner's mother.
likeneontubing dressed as a bottle of Zidosetum.
many_angled_one dressed as Grover Cleveland.
mirukux dressed as a Clark Manufacturing, Inc. employee, though it looked more like something quiet, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
mrsnake dressed as the Governor of Rhode Island.
muusu dressed as William McKinley.
oddity_uk dressed as a frozen circuit.
perditathecat dressed as Rod Stewart riding a dog.
pisica dressed as Connie Chung.
random_redhead dressed as your brother.
red_devil_diva dressed as Julia Roberts.
satankat666 dressed as the love child of Jesus and Catherine Zeta-Jones.
scarletdemon dressed as Optimus Prime.
snoof dressed as a cup of coffee.
stevolteon didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
sullivand dressed as a new superhero: Wolf Racer.
synders dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Falafel Bananakisser".
talena_caro dressed as Chekov from "Star Trek".
the_faery_queen dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Brandy, and it suited them disturbingly well.
theauldhoose dressed as the Lord of Rickopolis.
valkyriekaren dressed as a part-time network administrator.
zhasper dressed as Bob Dylan.

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